Mark Terry

Monday, April 30, 2007

Unleash The Flying Monkeys!


April 30, 2007


Sometimes...

What can I say? Sometimes professionalism sucks.

I'm in the midst of a professional crisis involving, well, a bunch of business shit, and I want to just Scccrrreeaaaaammmmmm!

I want to...

You know? Off with their heads! I want to start making phone calls and begin screaming. I want to yell. I want to hit something. I want to fire someone!

What good is all this martial arts training if you can't go pound someone from time to time, you know?

Take a deep breath, Mark. Oh wait, this is a recurring trend with this particular person, isn't it?

Okay, never mind. Go about your business, citizens. I'll be feeding and training my angry spider monkey legions for their next mission.

Best,

Mark Terry

13 Comments:

Blogger spyscribbler said...

No matter the profession, the nodding and smiling always sucks. Do you have a BOB? Punching the crap out of him gives me great comfort, sometimes.

The people I've imagined him to be, LOL! Sometimes, if I punch hard enough and long enough, I actually start feeling sorry for them, LOL. God, I'm a weirdo.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Eric Mayer said...

Well, at least your monkeys aren't those flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Scariest things I ever saw. Of course I was about six when I first saw that movie.

Now can we get the writing monkey off our backs?

3:23 PM  
Blogger Aimless Writer said...

I feel your pain. I work in a profession that shall remain nameless that makes me be nice to lots of jerks. Sometimes Ijust want to travel down to where ever they are located and just ring their necks.
My tip; is get one of those heavy bags that you fill with water and stick it out in your back yard. It helps me.
:)

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